Full Name: Patrick Jake O'Rourke
Profession: Journalist and Satirist
Why Famous: A regular correspondent for The Atlantic Monthly, The American Spectator and The Weekly Standard, O'Rourke has written a number of books including "Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government" and several notable articles for various magazines.
- "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed, and love of power."